Thursday, July 31, 2014

at this point i think ill just go to sleep and hope i dont wake up ever again

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

demisnowflake:

punwitch:

Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.

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exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you. Stephen King, “Joyland”   (via bl-ossomed)

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skullyzard said: closer to the edge !

idk, “the birth of a song, the death of a dream”

give me a song so i can tell my favorite lyrics from it

qavroche:

get to know me meme: favourite female characters {3/5} 

 Cosette Fauchelevent

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IM A MASSIVE FUCK UP AND I WANT TO UNDO EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DONE

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

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by TIMOTHY KAVANAGH

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Listening to Citizen Erased

iwantthefriction:

Right when it starts:

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Then the drum and bass comes in:

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And then Matt starts to sing:

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Singing along to the chorus:

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Tempo slowing down and you’re like:

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But you know what’s going to happen next:

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Then, out of nowhere:

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Appreciating Matt’s little guitar moment:

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And while the slow ending comes on you’re like:

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Then, finally:

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